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Our Difference: We're the
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Real Men Buy Flowers is a website designed for men to make women happy. We are a national online florist providing a simplified shopping experience. With curated choices, a subscription option, and readily-available concierge, Real Men Buy Flowers is helping men to deliver on their best intentions.

Simple Ordering

Flowers sites are built for women. To a man, they are minefields of ineptitude, topped with the immeasurable pressure of approval. You have every right to be overwhelmed.

Real Men Buy Flowers has the solution: we speak the language of man, with our flower subscription service making it even simpler to live up to your best intentions. A few clicks and we will deliver superb flowers for all of life’s major moments: birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, and the all important ‘Just Because’ flowers, because the best reason to give flowers is no reason at all.

Powerful Flowers from Farm to Door.

It’s important you trust us, and this means your recipients need to be stunned by our flowers. Like Tiffany & Co, you will never ever go wrong with that little blue box. Likewise, you’ll never go wrong with Real Men Buy Flowers. Why? Because behind the scenes, we have design experts with pedigree and style picking and arranging the freshest flowers straight from the farm, ensuring you hit a homerun. Our flower farm and importer supplies the very best: The Oscars, The Grammy Awards, the US Open, the Bellagio Las Vegas… just to name drop a few.

Basically, everything about our flowers is crafted so you can give her the best. Because we want her ecstatic, which should make you ecstatic.

Fast Delivery

We pride ourselves on nationwide, overnight delivery. It’s flat rate for single bouquets or completely free with the Real Man Flower Plan.

Affordable Pricing

Preparing for our site, we spent a lot of time interviewing and surveying men and women. It was important when developing our pricing that we understood our how much a man wanted to spend, but even more importantly, what our women wanted to receive.

From the survey, it was universal: the amount spent on the flowers doesn’t really matter, but the majority of women felt that $50 – $100 was the sweet spot. (Much more than $100 and women say it feels wasteful or indulgent, which sucks the joy out of it). So we wanted to make sure she loves them and you don’t have to spend a guilt-inducing amount for beautiful flowers.

what real men
are saying

I dread buying flowers online, and it's even worse going to a florist. I feel like such an imbecile. I know nothing about flowers, but I know my wife loves them. RMBF has eliminated the guesswork--every bouquet is a winner.

Trevor King

I am hopeless with dates--last month I missed my Mom's birthday. The subscription option is so good and I don't know why someone hadn't thought of it sooner. I can sort all my flowers for the year, and I get a reminder for when the flowers are coming. Genius.

Bret Chevrier

I was so surprised by these flowers, I had to find out where they came from. The box and paper it arrives in are stunning, and my bouquet had three of the most beautiful peonies I'd ever seen. He can give me subscription flowers anytime.

Jesse Arifien

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As you have selected a date that falls Saturday - Monday, your order will be delivered on Friday [insert date]. Don't worry, getting flowers early is awesome.